Jennifer (JEH-nih-fur), also answers to Jenner, Jen, and Wooby.
5'5, female, round subject, available in greens, blues, and purples.
Gryffindor, in love with music. Gets along well with positive and friendly people. Less well with jerks or pessimists, or people who have too high an opinion of themselves. Not declawed, great with kids.
Care Instructions: Do not feed after midnight a- oops, wrong creature. Thrives in an environment filled with music and laughter. Prefers sunlight and a being kept at a cool temperature. Loves laughing and being silly. Cannot sit still for long. Loves Led Zeppelin, Harry Potter, Dr. Who and singing loudly. Do not feed garlic and keep away from spiders.
Known Issues: obsessive personality, generally tends to have a blazing passion for that which she cares, Very loyal and protective, does not do well with new comers that start off on the wrong foot. Talks faster than her brain can keep up, which generally ends up in a 'verbal typo'. Bites when threatened.
Umm.. A lamp.. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. I’m gonna use a lamp. Like a boss.
A recliner. Interesting.
Well.. I have a couple things all grouped together. Printer, phone, and a half empty bottle of vitamin water. Looks like the vitamin water will be my weapon. I am so screwed.
(via gay--fantasy)
im-a-symptom-in-a-suitcase reblogged this from theadventures-thedance-thebeast and added:
So, that’s either an electric heater or
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A stack of books. :D
hiddenguardy reblogged this from saintlike--holey and added:
… A dining table.
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My guitar…i knew it!!
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assasinsfroline reblogged this from vstar and added:
cmmon? a pen? the fuck bruh
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inspirethesoul reblogged this from vstar and added:
Decepticons mesh cap. So either a) It will transform into a Decepticon or b) I will threaten zombies with it. Yay?
jayparkjjang reblogged this from vstar and added:
my math text book, i’m screwed =_=
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*blink* …a large box of bows.
iheartalannahj9 reblogged this from never-give-up-on-music and added:
STRAIGHTENING IRON…HAHAHAHA
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PRINGLES and my phone. I guess I can bash some zombie then call..that is if I have credits on the phone..FUCK IM...
angelapolkastripes reblogged this from q-u1et and added:
A pillow. Well, that’s just great.
piperkitti reblogged this from q-u1et and added:
STRAWBERRIES? I’m dead already.
youarealwaystotallyperfect reblogged this from q-u1et and added:
A blanket haha XD
g-ifted reblogged this from q-u1et and added:
My friends little sister… she’s nine…
q-u1et reblogged this from behindthespectacles and added:
mic. heh.heheheh.
issoylentgreen reblogged this from almightysempai and added:
This sounds like the beginning of an awesome movie.
theta-doctor reblogged this from swoz and added:
My bean pole coworker.
goddamnbatman reblogged this from swoz and added:
A wooden sword. Pretty damn cool
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BOTOL AIR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
almightysempai reblogged this from issoylentgreen and added:
Hah, mine’s pointing at my replica English cavalry sabre. I think we’re good.
sanzochan reblogged this from behindthespectacles and added:
Mine’s an empty plastic bottle. That can only hold 500ml. CLOSE-RANGE!
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It’s a mug. I’m gonna freaking die.
mr-mighty reblogged this from nudityandnerdery and added:
Katana umbrella, badass.
star-wh4le reblogged this from theadventures-thedance-thebeast and added:
WILL SO DEFEAT THOSE FLIPPING ZOMBIES.
kaylabara reblogged this from truffle-bean and added:
A jar of glitter…great. I’m screwed unless the zombies have Edward Cullen on their side.
ssapphiremith reblogged this from lucashuybers and added:
A lamp shaped like a tree
lucashuybers reblogged this from nightfallsonnarnia and added:
A candle stand =)
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warpsbyherself reblogged this from gothiccharmschool and added:
would beat down zombies with a miniature pine tree. Pleasantly-scented death.
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An imac computer. well then.
kayceejb reblogged this from thekidwithnofuture and added:
Err… HEAD AND SHOULDERS?
dreamingofmidnight reblogged this from eastberlin and added:
A lamp. Guess I can bash in some heads, but I say I’m still screwed.
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It seems I’ll have to fight with a long couch cushion.. JUST YOU WAIT FOR MY ‘PILLOW’ OF DOOM, ZOMBIES.
